Domino's Owes Me a New Keyboard

[Ryuzaki]

I just ordered some pizza and was looking at their normal "tracker" with the cartoon guy that makes your pizza and slides it down the conveyer belt.

But then I noticed they had "+Themes", a button you can click. I saw a baseball one, and some bland ones, then saw this and clicked it:

A guy with a sexy Italian (I think) accent started talking about "Ooooh, we are making you the pizza of your dreams" while speaking over some romantic music.

I spit my drink on my keyboard.

Just now it updated "Ah yes, I am making your pizza with the fire and passion of my heart!"

Definitely can recommend this tracker theme. Bout time somebody sweet talked me.

UPDATE: "There is only one thing that compares to the beauty of this order.... You...."

 

[Michael]

That's hilarious! If only their pizzas matched that of an Italian chief, though.

 

[Nat]

Hey @EyesExist, I think Ryu may have found a solution to your love and money problem. Domino's talks dirty and you'll be able to upgrade as you like.

 

[GNews]

Hey @EyesExist, I think Ryu may have found a solution to your love and money problem. Domino's talks dirty and you'll be able to upgrade as you like.

lol Why eat Domino's when you can fly to Italy....

Why go to Italy when cheese is made better in Switzerland?

what i'm trying to say.... Love is best when it's never found